My mum was playing on my phone and clicked into Tinder.

I’ve never exited an app so quickly

mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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Anonymous:
ur a faggot

I was never used as kindling during the Salem witch trials thank you, I was born in the 90’s.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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that gif reminds me of the days where i never had to masturbate

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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Dumb Tumblr bitches thinking they’re the only one in the Tumblrverse that suffers from some chronic mental illness. Sorry hun, but you’re as special as you’re mental illness makes you think you are

tiredestprincess:

i just want everyone in the world to feel as happy and healthy as i do right now!!!! where can I find a cheat code for that

i love how you hash tagged it ” you guys dont understand ” etc etc. like honey, it’s tumblr, we understand and we’re here for you

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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