jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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(via selfloathingprincesss)

My mum was playing on my phone and clicked into Tinder.

I’ve never exited an app so quickly

mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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(Source: w3t-dreamzzz, via mexicantt)

Anonymous:
ur a faggot

I was never used as kindling during the Salem witch trials thank you, I was born in the 90’s.

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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(via whitetina)

Dumb Tumblr bitches thinking they’re the only one in the Tumblrverse that suffers from some chronic mental illness. Sorry hun, but you’re as special as you’re mental illness makes you think you are

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via whitetina)